“Night of the Veggie Monster” author George McClements was featured today on The Rachel Ray Show. Why is a 27 year old male school librarian watching Rachel Ray in the middle of the day? Let me emphasize the word school in my job title. Summer break. Plus, uh, I wasn’t actually watching, it was just on in the background.

(Think of something manly, think of something manly)

And ESPN was broken. Look, don’t ask questions, just watch Mr. McClements explain how the subject matter for “Monster” was ripped from his real life: